Popcorn AND Curtain Calls.

SO things have been 8 shades of hectic in Turnerland these days. Between coaching, teaching, and sponsoring, it has been a helluva time trying to maintain some sort of normal-esque social life. I did manage to help Casey to celebrate her birthday in total Adams-Morgan style, helped my team to an undefeated SMAC championship, carved a pumpkin with my bestest friends, and went on a date.

And yes, to answer your question, I AM WonderWoman.

And NO, there is no end in sight to the insanity.

Since I'm too exhausted to be funny, I'll just have to leave you with some notes-to-self.

• the farther south into Calvert County you go, the longer the mullets become.
• don't EVER eat at Moe's Southwestern Grill...your tummy will hate you for days.
• never underestimate the power of a great dress.
• Dancing with the Stars may possibly be the best non-thought-oriented show EVER.