Do you live in a ghetto?

Here's how you can tell...

1) Count the number of cars in the parking lot with flat tires. NOW count the number of expensive cars (Caddy's, Lincoln's, Benz's). If the numbers are equal, you live in the ghetto.

2) Observe the manner in which people are cooling their homes. Is tin foil involved?

3) How many speed bumps are there in the approach to your residence? If there is a speed bump every 20 feet...you DEFINITELY in a ghetto-esque area. If there aren't any, consider why people are allowed to speed by your residence...

4) Do people hang out on the stoop of the residence? If so, they are ghetto as well as your crib.

There will be further installments of "do you live in the ghetto" sooner than later. However, these are important questions to consider if you are a) looking for a new place, 2) are considering moving from your current residence, or d) evaluating your life choices.

Note to self: Fanta is the best drink...when you can't get the damn song out of your head.