How to be a Pimp: Lesson 1.

First, and foremost apparently, you must have a low-ridin' truck complete with a custom spray-paint paint job AND hydrolix. Nothing makes you look more pimp than backing up your 1986 Chevy truck and then pop your hydrolix in the outskirts of Baltimore. Seriously.

It also helps if you are confused about what race you are. This Eminem wanna-be was wearing uber large pants with a white t-shirt that really could have been accessorized with a stylish belt and made into a dress. It only added fuel to the fire when we discovered he was the owner of the hydro-low custom-painted Chevy.

Did I mention the Cadilac throw-back rims? That earns a bonus point on the way to become the Grand Master Pimp.

Note to self: Avoid the Wilson Bridge at all costs...OR...go pee before you take off REGARDLESS of how long you THINK it will take you to get home.