Turner Driving School, Day 2.
Welcome to Day 2 of the Turner Driving School. Day 1 involved the imperative lessons on driving in the snow and ice. Today, we'll discuss the "school area" speed limits.
Just to make sure we're all on the same page, a "school area" is designated by the speed limit sign with the yellow flashing lights that will illuminate when it is time to drive the slower speed because of beginning/ending times of the school day.
Need I repeat YELLOW FLASHING LIGHTS. That's right everyone; the LIGHTS WILL FLASH when it is necessary to drive the 25 or 35 mph speed limit to ensure the safety of the angels beginning or ending their day at school. If lights are not flashing, then the normal speed limit applies to this area.
Is this hard to understand?? No. If you are confused, please give me your KEYS because you don't deserve your suped-Civic with NOS anyway.
Note to self: T minus 2 days 'til I'm DONE "teaching" my students. Can I get a witness?
Just to make sure we're all on the same page, a "school area" is designated by the speed limit sign with the yellow flashing lights that will illuminate when it is time to drive the slower speed because of beginning/ending times of the school day.
Need I repeat YELLOW FLASHING LIGHTS. That's right everyone; the LIGHTS WILL FLASH when it is necessary to drive the 25 or 35 mph speed limit to ensure the safety of the angels beginning or ending their day at school. If lights are not flashing, then the normal speed limit applies to this area.
Is this hard to understand?? No. If you are confused, please give me your KEYS because you don't deserve your suped-Civic with NOS anyway.
Note to self: T minus 2 days 'til I'm DONE "teaching" my students. Can I get a witness?
posted by Mrs. Mack @ 6:42 PM
2 Comments:
At 1:40 PM ,
MAMA said...
hang in there, I know you can it for a few more hours. Greece is on your horizon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 7:25 AM ,
Rob Monroe said...
How does the Turner Driving School feel about the Vatican's new Ten Commandments for driving? :o)
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